1. katelyn-newport:

    "We’re gonna listen to wutang and you’re gonna fuckin like it if you’re gonna be my child"
    “Meow*(*”whatever crazy lady”)

     

  2. perpetualvelocity:

    LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS THAT VALVE JUST POSTED OF THE BABIES TRYIGN TO DRESS LIKE PEOPE<,

    (via captainblucifer)

     

  3. morganperreault:

    smooth as ice

    (Source: quevidamastriste, via captainblucifer)

     

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  5. bigboybadboy:

    Back in the day! Massgrave family 2002

    (via hoodrat-gutterpigeon)

     

  6. rkaym94:

    you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

    (via captainblucifer)

     


  7. landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

    (via captainblucifer)

     

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  9. sparrf:

    feelings comic

    (via rrainlily)

     

  10. etherealballerina:

    My kind of love

    (Source: bunnyhepburn, via bratty-kitty)

     


  11. sirpastydick:

    hilarydank:

    how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

    image

    (via captainblucifer)

     

  12. drtessarosetorres:

    thisshitfunny:

    madredenutrias:

    Wait. … wait…

    don’t do that stop doing that

    well that fucked up my whole lfie

    (Source: tsarcasm, via captainblucifer)

     

  13. kittensplaypenshop:

    kittenlub:

    wearing my day collar from kittensplaypenshop (❂◡❂)
    i wear it every day and only my daddy is allowed to take it off ( ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ ⁎) thank you so much to sara and her sister for working so hard! go follow their shop! they make the best things ~

    *_____* <3 <3 <3

    (via bratty-kitty)

     


  14. If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

    (Source: blue-collar-girl, via captainblucifer)

     

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