1. dystopiaherenow:

    Some dark art by Theo Mercier.

    the head tho holy frick was that placed in public???? how many people did that scare omg

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  2. therandomoliphaunt:

    It is Friday and I am NOT in love. I am mildly angry and mostly sleep-deprived. Robert Smith lied to me.

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  3. chemicaldarkshine:

    hardestcopy:

    bijou1986:

    A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

    About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

    He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

    Hey Mom
    I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Your Son.

    A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

    Dear Son,
    I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
    When are the two of you coming for dinner?
    Love,
    Mom

    image

    BEST MOM

    I’m crYING

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  4. callmepan:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    spexote:

    what if after you die you get stats like

    words said total: 21,390,459

    pushups done: 1.3

    hours spent crying: 238

    1.3 pushups

    Switch the first and last stats maybe.

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  6. imatimebomb:

    creestalbreeze:

    A young woman was restrained, force-fed and injected with cosmetics in a high street shop window as part of a hard-hitting protest against animal testing.

    Jacqueline Traide was tortured in front of hundreds of horrified shoppers in a bid to raise awareness and end the practise.

    The 24-year-old endured 10 hours of experiments, which included having her hair shaved and irritants squirted in her eyes, as part of a worldwide campaign by Lush Cosmetics and The Humane Society.

    The disturbing stunt took place in Lush’s Regent Street store, one of the UK’s busiest shopping streets.

    Jacqueline appeared genuinely terrified as she was pinned down on a bench and had her mouth stretched open with two metal hooks while a man in a white coat force-fed her until she choked and gagged.

    The artist was also injected with numerous needles, had her skin braised and lotions and creams smeared across her face.

    Passers-by were gobsmacked to see Jacqueline, a social sculpture student at Oxford Brookes University, forced to have a section of her head shaved.

    The gruesome spectacle aimed to highlight the cruelty inflicted on animals during cosmetic laboratory tests and raise awareness that animal testing is still a common practise.

    The Humane Society International and Lush Cosmetics have joined forces to launch the largest-ever global campaign to end animal testing for cosmetics.

    The campaign, launched to coincide with World Week for Animals in Laboratories, is being rolled out simultaneously in over 700 Lush Ltd shops across forty-seven countries including the United States, Canada, India, Australia, New Zealand, South Korea and Russia.

    Lush campaign manager Tamsin Omond said: “The ironic thing is that if it was a beagle in the window and we were doing all these things to it, we’d have the police and RSPCA here in minutes.

    “But somewhere in the world, this kind of thing is happening to an animal every few seconds on average.

    “The difference is, it’s normally hidden. We need to remind people it is still going on.”

    For more information about the campaign, visit www.fightinganimaltesting.com

    I HOPE EVERYONE READS THIS AND REBLOGS IT!

    i had a nightmare that was exactly like this when i was really little

     


  7. imatimebomb:

    I’m so disenchanted with the thought of being alive

    same

     

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  9. psychoticpixiedreamgirl:

    intlsugarbaby:

    sugar-babe-kira:

    european-sugar:

    prostheticknowledge:

    Creepface

    Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

    This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

    Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

    Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

    The Creepface online search engine can be found here

    REBLOOOG

    reblooogggggg!!!!!

    Keep all the girls safe!
    And stay safe girlies.

    Reblog constantly!

    again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

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  10. I didn’t miss the darkness. But that’s the thing. The terrible truth. Sometimes, the darkness finds you.

    (Source: natasharvmanoff, via allcastecomics)

     

  11. nayx:

    briankrakowfanclub:

    scaryghoultrash:

    parallel lives

    why do the good die young

    i dont care about the fucked up lava lamp dildo but whos responsible for popping the bird

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  12. uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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  13. handjob:

    when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

    image

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  14. (Source: idiod, via exhume-to-consume)

     

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