1. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via co-gitations)

     


  2. zanetehaiden:

    Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

    (Source: zanetheaiden, via maj0raswrath)

     

  3. awwww-cute:

    This cat shows a great amount of satisfaction being in a tub of water

     

  4. (Source: minus-human, via slaytanica)

     

  5. (Source: epic-vines, via k999)

     
     


  6. bagmilk:

    mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

    (Source: heteroh, via k999)

     


  7. yiffjpg:

    bae: will you go out with me

    me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

    (via k999)

     


  8. earthdad:

    after seeing quite a titty 

    image

    (via k999)

     

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  11. paradisaic:

    I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

    (Source: paradisaic1, via k999)

     

  12. thisisnotnovafrank:

    mvgl:

    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

    GODDAMN

    (via k999)

     

  13. iraffiruse:

    Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

    THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALIENS OMG ITS A LIL FACE SUCKER HOLY SHIT

    (via maj0raswrath)

     


  14. toyota:

    Booty game cosmic level got me studying asstrology

    (via k999)

     


  15. dosopod:

    “you don’t look depressed though”

    oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

    (via k999)